‘The Order of Yoni’ 1st Vagina Beer Goes On Sale

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Warsaw: A Polish beer made from the ‘vaginal lactic acid of hot underwear models’ has gone on sale.

The odd tipple has been launched by a Warsaw brewery named ‘The Order of Yoni’. ‘Yoni’ is the Sanskrit word for vagina.

Customers can now buy the beer and taste the ‘essence’ of the models at various pubs after it premiered on July 28 in the Polish city of Katowice.

The brewery’s website tells potential customers: ‘Imagine the woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion. Now you can try how she tastes, feel her smell, hear her voice.

However, one of the first customers who tasted the beer, Grzegorz Majewski, was not impressed, complaining that at 25 zloty (£5), the beer costs the same as a normal bottle of wine.

He said: ‘People will try it out of curiosity, but I don’t think it will be a regular addition on the table for beer lovers.’

A promotional video shows a large brown bottle with a sticker being peeled back. It shows a model in underwear with her name, Pauline, written nearby.

The label says: ‘You are drinking the essence of Pauline’.

The founder of the company, Wojtek Mann, described the process by which a gynaecologist took smears from their two ‘hot’ models, Paulina and Monika, and had the lactic acid bacteria isolated in a lab.

The website describes the process ambiguously, explaining: ‘The secret of the beer lies in her vagina. Using hi-tech microbiological techniques, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from the vagina of a unique woman.’

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